Basya Tsybukmakher
I've wandered YouTube since childhood,
With no place to call my own...
Oh, why did the internet appear,
Before my mother gave birth to me...
And when I logged out of Facebook
And went to get a job at a factory,
The foreman turned me away at the office,
well, whatever, there's no Wi-Fi signal there!
And I went off wandering Google,
I started trawling through comments.
Through other people's bourgeois comments
I began scrounging cheap likes.
Once I came across a cautious gentleman,
—he banned me on the spot...
Facebook took no time to sort things out
And slapped a block on me!
I broke out of prison, just a boy,
—a new username, no friends, no blah-blah...
Oh, why did the internet appear,
Before my mother gave birth to me!
28.06.17