Unusual Professions for a Jewish Mother

Dear ladies, master some unusual professions!

You have no idea how useful they will be in everyday life!

 

Here are just a few examples:

Imagine how delighted you will be by your children's drawings on the walls if you are an expert in cave painting;

Cleaning the children's room is an utterly fascinating activity if you are an archaeologist;

Your children's book collection is an inexhaustible resource if you are a bookbinder and restorer;

Dishes that keep breaking provide wonderful material for a mosaic artist;

Impossibly heavy bags of trash and children who are impossible to get up in the morning make excellent training for a shot putter;

Rocking cranky children in your arms for hours on end is an absolute gift to a bodybuilder;

And imagine how much simpler life will be if you are a poet! Bureaucratic forms are much more pleasant to fill out in iambic pentameter, while haiku is the perfect style for notes to school;

Sorting socks after the laundry is a treasure hunter's favorite pastime;

Washing windows is simply a solo performance for a mime;

Cooking is good practice for an experimental chemist;

Hanging out the laundry offers endless possibilities if, for example, you are a tightrope walker or a shadow theater performer;

And finally, washing dishes every day is a source of inspiration if you are Agatha Christie :)